i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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