as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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