i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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