i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm both gender and math confused
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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