Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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