my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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