All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I need a burrito and a hug.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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