dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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