I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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