Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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