He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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