dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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