Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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