I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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