I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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