are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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