...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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