This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
wow bdsm is so cute
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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