We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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