Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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