Ikea night.
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eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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