She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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