is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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