I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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