whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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