Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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