I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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