Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just want nice things and good sex
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Randomize
