he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You ruined the universe
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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