Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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