So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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