I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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