One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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