Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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