It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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