I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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