can we get nightvision for the apartment?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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