They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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