Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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