Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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