Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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