My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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