wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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