whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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