I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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