I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
