i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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