I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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