Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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