Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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