no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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