That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The power of my boobs compel you
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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