His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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