Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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